IT Guys will never change.....

Two IT guys were chatting in a pub after work. "Guess what, mate," says the first IT guy, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in a bar." "What did you do?" says the other IT guy. "Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to make her feel special" "You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy. "I then I lifted her and put her on my desk next to my new laptop." "Really? You got a new laptop? What configuration?" "It's a 1 GB RAM and mobile internet connectivity card and 180GB HARDDISK..Wi-Fi..DVD-Writer......................"